imjustonekid: do you ever random type like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
But books are never just books. They’re markers, totems, memory keepers.– My Library, Myself - The Chronicle Review - The Chronicle of Higher Education (via infoneer-pulse)
Coffee. Sleep aid. Coffee. Sleep aid. Coffee. What, exactly, am I trying to accomplish here?
rgodling: Oh damn.
I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful,...– Neil Gaiman (via biggerdreamscame)
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i-want-a-rory: we-must-unite: cerezsis: proudtobeahufflepuff: the third time I’ve broken my hip this week YOLO “Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE” “Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.” “Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!” “Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.” Series...
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News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence.
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face.
News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.
News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.
Mom saw porn on the dash. “Are those people’s butts??” “Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts) “Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.” OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE. NONE. NO BUTTS.